Susan:Listen closely. A vampire is any person or thought or feeling that stands between you and your creative self-expression but they can assume many seductive forms. [...] The last vampire is the mother of all vampires and that is the Vampire of Despair. It'll wake you up at 4am to say things like...
Jeff:Who do you think you're kidding?
Heidi:You look like a fool.
Hunter:No matter how hard you try, you'll never be good enough.
Susan:Why is it that if some dude walked up to me on the subway platform and said these things, I’d think he was a mentally ill asshole, but if the vampire inside my head says it, It’s the voice of reason?