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“It’s like a fancy condom.”
I love this girl.
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I like to have a martini,
~ Dorothy Parker
Two at the very most.
After three I’m under the table,
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Cast of shameless: shag one, marry one, kill one.
Best part is “That’s like shagging my family.”
(via youmissedthewholeshow)
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iDK why this makes me giggle.
(Source: onlybex)
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Instead of whispered, consider:
- murmured
- mumbled
- muttered
- breathed
- sighed
- hissed
- mouthed
- uttered
- intoned
- susurrated
- purred
- said in an undertone
- gasped
- hinted
- said low
- said into someone’s ear
- said softly
- said under one’s breath
- said in hushed tones
- insinuated
aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear
i will now use “insinuate” whenever I talk about sharing secrets or breathy talks into another’s ear.
(via wordsflowfromveins)
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LoL. omg this is fantastic.
(Source: , via yahighway)
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Daniel Radcliffe reading simplydanielradcliffe fanfiction on The Graham Norton Show
Pardon me while I just laugh and laugh and laugh.
(via rambler-la-tigra)
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(Source: alanabloom)
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Every woman has mastered this. We are actually born with this skill.
You level up when you can do it with long sleeves
Tank tops, short sleeves, long sleeves, sweaters,hoodies — I can do it all, bitches.
(Source: drognerys, via fortheloveofsexymen)